you know how when a big foofy cat gets wet and you see its actual body and not the stuff covering it you’re like OMG YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO TINY?
the exact opposite happens with Dylan O’Brien
when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you
Cross-sections of animals who have ingested cigarette butts.
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it